In the beginning there was man and there was woman. Man went out to work and woman stayed at home and cooked and cleaned and brought up children. Women were exceeding cross and complained incessantly that it was man's world and they had all the fun. Then a group of women stopped shaving their armpits and called themselves ' Feminists.' And they set up great clamor to be the same as men which they called ' Women's Liberation.' So it came about that women went out to work and had many partners which was called ' Sexual Liberation.' As more women worked men found unemployment and stayed at home to cook and clean and bring up children. And they found the change exceeding difficult and women exulted. Soon more and more men stayed at home and women worked. Being of playful nature man wanted to play and one who they called Reve Mobs invented iRobot which did all house work while men played golf, watched football and played with children. And men said to women, ' Darling, if you love me you will buy me the latest iRobot which can clean the bathroom.' And men played some more. And one woman who they called Tigress Toots was pictured with toy boy and everyone laughed and labeled her a ' love rat.' And the judge gave custody of children and big alimony to man. And women were exceeding cross and said,' It is man's world. They have all the fun and we do all the work.' And some women started to shave their armpits and were called ' Neo Feminists.' And they set up great clamor to be same as man and their wish was granted. And lo, man went out to work and women stayed at home and .....