Monkeys would not be able to stage the kind of circus going on in Karnataka. The Governor, Bhardwaj previously of the Congress gang has accused the Chief Minister, Yeddyurappa of the BJP gang of being a thief who has then called the governor a liar. Meanwhile two unknown lawyers, apparently being coached by a third worse gang have filed 18 charges of land grabbing against Yeddyurappa in front of a local court. The BJP called a " bandh " or a state wide shut down yesterday in protest against the governor costing people some Rs. 20 billion in lost earnings. Mr. Y claims that the governor has been relentlessly working to tarnish the image of the BJP government. He also said that the bandh was voluntarily supported and observed by the people. With great respect I would like to point out that Mr. Y is wrong on both counts. The image of Indian politicians cannot be tarnished. They are seen as the most degenerate villains that have ever existed, devoid of any shame, dignity or pride. They are universally feared, hated and despised. Secondly, everyone hates a bandh because normal life becomes impossible. People do not dare to go out for fear of being assaulted by political thugs. All shops are closed so food and medicines cannot be bought. Sick people cannot find a doctor because damage to a car can be expensive. The worst sufferers are the daily laborers who lose a days earnings and vegetable vendors because vegetables perish. The only solution is to get rid of all state governments and municipalities. Divide the country into 700 districts and distribute funds equally with bonuses for progress and population control. Less scum the better.