Indian mishmash.

The Captain is meeting with trusted lieutenants today to find a way of cleaning up the excreta from the fan. This occurred when the Supreme Court cancelled 122 of the 2G licenses dished out by former minster A Raja on a first-come-first-served basis. The Captain must have nodded off because everyone in his team warned Raja but he went ahead regardless depending on " coalition ( a )dharma " to protect him. Unfortunately, as happens when excreta blows up, some foreign companies are destined to lose a lot of money through no fault of their own. Telenor is from Norway, Sistema is Russian and Etisalat is from Abu Dhabi. These governments are not at all amused and are asking questions the Captain cannot answer. Very embarrassing. Meanwhile, in another landmark judgement, the Supreme Court has dismissed a petition by the army Chief of Staff, Gen VK Singh to alter his year of birth to 1951 from 1950. Which means Gen Singh must retire this year and cannot stick to his kursi for another year. A pity that there is not way of somehow loosening the super glue that binds politicians to their kursis well past their sell-by date. Since politicians never expire we absolutely need to have an expiry date on politicians. It is depressing to see the same wrinkled, ugly old faces, stinking of criminal debauch, year after year like some recurring nightmare. To get some respite 3 ministers of BJP were watching pornography on their cell phones while the assembly in Karnataka was in session. They have been forced to resign from their posts by the opposition Congress. The ministers have defended themselves by saying that they were doing some research to gain further knowledge about the industry. Anything to boost the economy, what. Pornography is about sex and that is what Indians do best. You do not reach a population of 1.2 billion just depending on storks and much of this growth happened during Congress rule. So why is the Congress making so much noise? Is it jealousy? This is what happens when you have a bunch of geriatrics who are so decrepit that even Viagra cannot keep their eyelids up as they nod off. Who said that India is boring? Never a dull moment.