Poor Mr Kejriwal. Seems that Mr Lalu Prasad Yadav pulled him into a bear hug when he attended the swearing in ceremony of Mr Yadav's sons. Oh, how cute! But he does not say whether it was against his wishes, and if it was, whether he has filed a complaint of sexual harassment with the police or the National Commission for Women, there being no commission for men. Some people have questioned why he was smiling when hugged by force. We suppose that he remembered the old saying," If you cannot prevent it just enjoy it." Kejriwal was a civil servant in Income Tax department, then founded a NGO and is now a politician, which in India is equivalent to holding 3 aces in 'teen patti', a card game played for money. On the way he trampled over Mr Anna Hazare, a very simple and honest man, who has now severed ties with Kejriwal. Meanwhile, Mr Aamir Khan, who has become super rich by acting in Bollywood films, said that his wife, who used to be a Hindu, is so worried for the safety of her son due to the intolerance in India that she wants to emigrate. An eminently sensible suggestion. After all, what mother would not be worried about her son's safety? So where do they think of going? Syria, Libya, Iraq, Somalia and Mali will have free education. There is no cricket in Egypt, Turkey, Iran and Sudan. Pakistan and Bangladesh are just across, and he will be treated as a star in these countries. Though, whether he will make unjustified amounts of money is doubtful. He could buy a house from Dawood Ibrahim or Chota Shakeel in Dubai. Saudi Arabia is very safe provided his wife wears an Abaya whenever she steps out, he does not drink alcohol and does not act in any film with beautiful women. Also, houses in Saudi Arabia do not have any windows. Films with dogs, although considered unclean, is permitted. Mr Khan is of course hugely rich and could easily buy citizenship in many countries. The UK charges 2 million pounds but the US is cheap at $1 million, which converts to a mere Rs 60 million, what Mr Khan would consider chump change. He should not grow a beard in the US or speak any language, other than English, while boarding a plane. If his wife is concerned about the safety of his son he should read this list of school shootings in the US, starting in 1764. The one in Sandy Hook Elementary School by Adam Lanza in 2012 is particularly educational. There have been protests against racism in Australia by Indians living there. Even the ISIS considers Indians as inferior. Now, that is the mother of intolerance. The good thing is that all these countries will have lots of beef to eat. Chow.
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