Monday, April 23, 2007

Member of Parliament from Gujarat, Katara, was caught trying to take to Canada a woman and her son on diplomatic passports issued to his own wife and son. This woman, a sardarni, had paid one million rupees to an agent to get her to Canada where her husband is living. She thought she was paying for legitimate travel and did not know that she was to be smuggled in. She also did not know that Katara was carrying a load of sildenafil ( sold abroad as Viagra ) with him. Whether he was hoping to impress her or the Canadian babes is not known but possibly being vegetarian he lacked confidence in his own prowess. Wonder what Indian brand of sildenafil he was carrying. There are Manly and Manforce for the weak, Uplift, Erectra and Lifty for the droopy, Target for the short sighted, Religra probably for the religious, penetrating Penegra, Rocky 50 for the soft hearted, and Stallion for the wimps. Niagra, I think, would have just the opposite effect. After all you do not want it to fall and Adams Delite is plain wrong. Should have surely been Eves Delite. The Indian justice system being what it is he will most probably wriggle out of the criminal case against him but I can imagine how let down he must be feeling. All those pills and all those Canadian babes. Wonder what the police have done with the pills. In Punjab this would be described as a classic case of KLPD.

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