Once upon a time there was a Mythical Land plagued by demons. The people were much afraid and prayed to be rescued and the demons were slain by beautiful and virtuous ladies. Today that Land is in control of ladies neither beautiful nor virtuous. On top is the wizened, Old-Bag Lady who was appointed to the top by the Capo Lady because of the way she banked on the cooperative. The Capo Lady is the most powerful in the land because of legions of slimy creepy crawlies who pay homage to her especially the Hairy One who is known as honorable because he is completely spineless. She is desperate to pass on the Chair to her cub never mind the damage she does to the people of the Land. The Convent School Lady plays wide receiver for the Capo Lady and, as such, is untouchable and can take from the Games whatever she pleases. Against them is the Very Oppressed Lady who is so poor that she wears yellow colored crowns and garlands of specially printed paper. Her followers are so oppressed that they will beat up and kill anyone who displeases her including bees. Also the Mining Moll Lady who is fat and marks herself with vermilion. She desperately wants the Chair and will sell all the minerals in the Land to the slit eyed cockroaches to the north to finance her challenge. The Huff and Puff Lady detests anything red including vermilion. So she has removed herself to the east from where she huffs and puffs which no one understands. The Land is completely imprisoned by a web of corruption fattening the Ladies and their kind. Happy Diwali to everyone. May the Goddess Kali protect the Land and its unfortunate people.