Yesterday former telecom minister A Raja, who is awaiting trial in the 2G scam, said in the Supreme Court, " Telenor buying a stake in Unitech Wireless and Etisalat buying a stake in Swan Telecom - the then Finance Minister ( Mr Chidambaram ) approved it in the presence of the Prime Minister " thereby implicating both in the scam. As is usual he has retracted it today blaming the media. We do not know whether it was a threat of further revelations unless charges against him are dropped or whether he had a visit from men with cauliflower ears. Couple of days ago we were told that Mr Suresh Kalmadi, in custody for his role in the CWG scam, is suffering from early dementia. The CWG scam is a purely Congress crime and we were hoping he would afford us a glimpse into the can full of worms since the Congress has hidden the Shunglu committee report. Now it seems that the ground is being prepared to protect him with dubious medical conditions. This is the man who organised the Commonwealth Games last October and opened the Games with a speech sucking up to the Congress Deity and wants to attend Parliament. It is impossible for a Congress person to suffer from dementia because everyone in the Congress suffers from amentia or absence of a mind. When one joins the Congress his spine is removed which prevents him from standing upright. Once reduced to a creepy crawly state the person then starts to lick his way up the ladder. He starts at the gates of the residence of the Deity and with diligence crawls his way inside licking all the while. He knows he has arrived when he is allowed to lick the Deity's feet. We are world leaders in crime.